Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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