I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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