They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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