can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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