I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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