dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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