Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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