Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What a dumb baby whore.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Randomize
