you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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