I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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