yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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