Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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