Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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