Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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