What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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