Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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