There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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