he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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