ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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