So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
whose parrot is this?
They have beer where we have blood.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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