can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Shame is for Republicans.
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