i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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