He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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