Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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