She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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