guys are not supposed to queef...right?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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