Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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