It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works