I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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