i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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