So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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