Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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