my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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