So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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