Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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