i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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