People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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