Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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