I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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