Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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