I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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