Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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