Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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