Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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