no. you can't hotbox the world.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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