My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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