Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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