WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Randomize
