Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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