I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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