My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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