Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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