you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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