I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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